Friday, July 27, 2007
INSIST.

once again my dear loyal fans, poor ole me, got INSISTED again today. well i couldnt get a picture of what happened because i nearly died! (once again)(p.s not that insanely serious lah).

well i could type a long paragraph to explain but im pretty sure visual aids are the way to go. so while waiting for my tea to heat up, i did a little visual explaination for yall.

NOTE: Blue - Car going same speed as me on the same road.
Red - Your's truly, me.
Green - Car waiting to turn.
BROWN - BASTARD @$@#$ VAN. THUS THE COLOUR, BROWN. WHY? COZ BROWN = SHIT!

[Caption]. Me: hmm theres a car next to me, another car blocking the turning area, both the car next to me and me are going at 60km/hr which is pretty decent, we are in the right, i dont think the van would turn out. (of course i didnt think all those in 2 sec while on the road, its pretty much an exaggerated version BUT THE TRUTH)


[Caption]. *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
Me: WAH BLOODY MOTHER FISH NEH NEH NEVER DIE BEFORE WAN TO KILL ME @$%^#%$#^%. -jamming brake furiously while making sure wheels dont lock-

Driver in blue car: -glares at the van and looks at me frm the loud screech of my brakes- wah siao lian eh u dam heng sia this van frm hell one and u survive. (ok i added in that phrase myself. LOL)









so once again, your's truly, survived.

am0s.SaNSeiU was shot at 6:02 PM